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April 4 2011

All I’ve got is a memory to hang on to, one I can’t leave behind.

All I believe is confused, but we can se it straight together… a better design.

February 2 2011

I don’t get drunk, I get awesome!

I don’t get drunk, I get awesome!

January 30 2011

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thedailywhat:

Internet Acronym IRL of the Day: Upon seeing his grandson’s new hairstyle, a Russian dedushka literally ROFLs.

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(Source: thedailywhat)

November 24 2010

it’s a boy!

it’s a boy!

ಠ_ಠ my spidey senses are tickling.

November 20 2010

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

November 11 2010

It’s a beautiful day, now watch some bitch fuck it up.

November 9 2010

ohai.

ohai.

November 8 2010

"Love all and trust a few."

Groundation

November 5 2010

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Bacon Soda Wash down your bacon with bacon. Like a refreshing liquid pork god sent down directly into your mouth, Bacon Soda ($10) is everything you need as part of a complete breakfast. Made by the Frankenstein-flavor geniuses at the Jones Soda Company, the salty soda comes in a gift pack with a bag of J&D’s Cheddar BaconPop bacon and cheddar flavored popcorn, J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm, and a package of J&D’s Bacon Gravy (!).

Bacon Soda

Wash down your bacon with bacon. Like a refreshing liquid pork god sent down directly into your mouth, Bacon Soda ($10) is everything you need as part of a complete breakfast. Made by the Frankenstein-flavor geniuses at the Jones Soda Company, the salty soda comes in a gift pack with a bag of J&D’s Cheddar BaconPop bacon and cheddar flavored popcorn, J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm, and a package of J&D’s Bacon Gravy (!).